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Sunday Night Soccer or Sunday Night Surrender?
March 2, 2026

Sunday Night Soccer or Sunday Night Surrender?

There are losses.There are bad losses.And then there’s whatever that was.St. Louis City SC went west for Sunday Night Soccer and immediately decided to test a bold new defensive strategy called “let them score early and see what ha…
That Was Master-Level Trolling: State of the Union, Olympic Hockey, Fraud Czars & Bathroom Combat
Feb. 27, 2026

That Was Master-Level Trolling: State of the Union, Olympic Hockey, Fraud Czars & Bathroom Combat

This week on NFNP, we reviewed the State of the Union the only way it should be reviewed:Like it was the Super Bowl.Pre-game coverage.Live reactions.Post-game breakdown.Stat sheet.And yes, we counted who stood up.Because if politics is going t…
Introducing City SC Posse
Feb. 26, 2026

Introducing City SC Posse

STL Soccer First. Always.You asked for it.Well… some of you did.And the rest of you are about to find out.City SC Posse is officially launching under the NFNPPOD umbrella, and episodes are dropping soon.Before you panic, no — …
You Thought Inflation Was Bad? Meet Property Taxes: The Subscription You Can’t Cancel
Feb. 25, 2026

You Thought Inflation Was Bad? Meet Property Taxes: The Subscription You Can’t Cancel

Welcome back to Notorious Friday Night Posse Rants, Raves & Real Talk, where we tackle the things Big Media pretends are “normal.” This week, we zero in on the one bill that sticks with you longer than high school debt, bad tatt…
They Told Us It Was Poison. We Still Drank the Mountain Dew.
Feb. 23, 2026

They Told Us It Was Poison. We Still Drank the Mountain Dew.

Episode 2x08 – Property Taxes, Processed Food & Aliens (In That Order)This week on Notorious Friday Night Posse, we tackled three things that feel unrelated… until they don’t:You might not actually own your house.…
Story of the Year at The Pageant: 40-Year-Old EMO Is Still a Thing
Feb. 16, 2026

Story of the Year at The Pageant: 40-Year-Old EMO Is Still a Thing

There are two types of people on Valentine’s Day:Candlelight dinner, soft music, discussing feelings.Screaming “Until the Day I Die” at full volume with your spouse.We chose correctly.On February 14th, Story of …
You Think They’re Eating Babies?
Feb. 13, 2026

You Think They’re Eating Babies?

The Weekly News Roundup That Made Us Question RealityAt some point, America stopped feeling like a country and started feeling like a Netflix series written by three interns and a conspiracy subreddit.Welcome to this week’s news.Grab a d…
This Is Kramerica Industries (And Somehow We’re in the Top 5%)
Feb. 6, 2026

This Is Kramerica Industries (And Somehow We’re in the Top 5%)

At some point, America turned into House of Cards, except with worse writers and no plan past the next episode. Everyone’s mic’d up, everything’s being recorded, and somehow the plot holes keep getting bigger.Welcome to Kramerica…
“I Use Progressive. I Don’t Use American Family.”
Jan. 23, 2026

“I Use Progressive. I Don’t Use American Family.”

“I Use Progressive. I Don’t Use American Family.”Episode 2x04 Recap: GDP Flexes, Families Collapse, Snow Panic EnsuesThis episode started the same way America feels right now: tired, annoyed, and one unexpected bodily func…
4 Monkeys & a Goat: Trump vs The Fed, Bitcoin, and STL Chaos
Jan. 16, 2026

4 Monkeys & a Goat: Trump vs The Fed, Bitcoin, and STL Chaos

4 Monkeys & a Goat!The Fed Is “Independent,” CNN Is Math-Challenged, and St. Louis Is Living in a SimulationIf you’re looking for a calm, measured explanation of the Federal Reserve, inflation, monkey ownership laws, or why…
Why Watching the Cardinals Feels Like a Side Quest Now
Jan. 9, 2026

Why Watching the Cardinals Feels Like a Side Quest Now

There was a time when watching the St. Louis Cardinals was simple. You turned on the TV, found the channel, and let the game live in the background while you did something productive, like pretending to understand your retirement account.Now? Watc…
So… Is Starbucks Evil?
Dec. 19, 2025

So… Is Starbucks Evil?

Starbucks Isn’t a Coffee Shop. It’s a Bank With a Siren Problem.Let’s get something straight right out of the gate: this is not an anti-coffee post. We love coffee. We need coffee. Half of America would collapse into a heap of sw…
Don’t Get Got: Holiday Wallet Playbook 2025 | NFNPPOD
Dec. 12, 2025

Don’t Get Got: Holiday Wallet Playbook 2025 | NFNPPOD

This year’s holiday shopping feels like a gym treadmill set to “incline 12.” You are moving, sweating, and somehow not getting anywhere. We’ve all seen the headlines about record Cyber Week sales, then opened our cards and th…
The Nancy Brannon Case: What Still Keeps Me Up
Nov. 21, 2025

The Nancy Brannon Case: What Still Keeps Me Up

The Nancy Brannon Case: What Still Keeps Me UpI can’t shake the story of Nancy Leah Brannon. She was 34, it was the week of Thanksgiving 1986, and she vanished between a south city night out and her apartment in Shrewsbury. Nearly four decad…
1x06 - He's a Creep, a Big Creep - Recap
Nov. 21, 2025

1x06 - He's a Creep, a Big Creep - Recap

Unraveling the Epstein Files, With Jokes We Probably Should Not TellEpisode link: https://youtu.be/P-tusSM-bys?si=H6nGm4j0QCtJNbGCWhat this one’s aboutWe fired up the mics, cracked a cold El Presidente (Dominican for “yes please&rd…
I Think It’s Bull-Hockey: The 50-Year Mortgage, Explained Without Putting You to Sleep
Nov. 14, 2025

I Think It’s Bull-Hockey: The 50-Year Mortgage, Explained Without Putting You to Sleep

TL;DR: Smaller monthly, giant lifetime bill. Equity crawls, risk climbs. We like Trump, we don’t like this one.“Affordability you feel now, interest you pay forever.”What Even Is It?Stretch a standard loan from 30 to 50 y…